CRank: 5Score: 18190

The "episode" thing bothers me. Looks like they're setting everybody up for milkage.

But I'm a sucker, so they've got my money - this looks sweet

5826d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

I dug 8, 9 and 10, 7 was pretty good, but I have a hard time believing people like this had anything to do with the quality of those games when they say, "We didn't do this because it was too much work."

I guess it's cool that he's honest about it, but how many people just come out and talk like that?

5826d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Are these guys honestly in charge of one of the biggest game franchises ever? I bet he had a bong in his hand when they interviewed him.

These games have been dead for a long time now. I knew Final Fantasy, and you sir are no Final Fantasy. Sakaguchi took everything good about it with him when he left.

5826d ago 0 agree7 disagreeView comment

Reviewers like to crap all over new IP's. They'll cream their pants for the next Final Fantasy or GTA, though. I dunno if this game deserves its score or not, just making an observation.

When the first Uncharted came out, people threw around words like "uninspired" and "derivative," but as soon as Uncharted 2 hit, everybody wanted to be its best friend.

If WKC and Dante's Inferno get sequels, I'm sure they'll get great scores for whatever reason. ...

5826d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You're telling me I'll have to get off my couch???

THREE TIMES?!?!?!

It's suicide time for me, I guess :(

5827d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I just pissed my pants because it was too much work to walk to the bathroom. I like your style, Square Enix!

5830d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Papa strikes again!"

Flynn is a bad mofo, too.

5830d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Hahaha, oh wow, that was an awesome showing of not giving a f--k.

I just finished Lost Odyssey and it curb-stomped everything Final Fantasy-related that's come out over the past 8 or 9 years - it even tops some of the classics. I'm seriously mad at myself for not playing it sooner. If you've got an Xbox and you're feeling shafted by Square Enix, give it a try - I bet you'll love it.

I don't even understand how an rpg can not have towns. What does it have, then? Is it...

5830d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Speaking of character design, this just blew my mind:

"Oblivion's okay, but foreign games lack subtlety. They lack detail, and the character design and stories are bad."

How do you say "Huh?" in Japanese? Take a look at the main characters from two popular story-driven games from America and Japan: Uncharted and Final Fantasy 13. Is there anything subtle about FF? Maybe if Nathan Drake had "detail" like goofy hair or 50 belts or a goddam...

5842d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

So long as they don't throw in some dumbass motion controls, I'm down with this. If I have to waggle to break the backboard, forget about it.

5846d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

A lot of these are pretty weak. I only agree with Vice City and Ico, really. It'd help if the author explained why he picked these games.

Here's some of my favorite recent box art.

Skate - captures the simplicity of the game.
House of the Dead Overkill - nails the grindhouse look - also "This is like something out of a video game!"
Dead Rising - you know exactly what kind of game this will be just by looking at it.
Left 4 Dead - doesn't te...

5846d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

That first picture sums up everything I hate about this game, with the living-motorcycle-woman-summon ...thing.

5848d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

He's right in some ways. If you've ever played an online game, you know games can bring the douchbagginess out of people. Then there's the guys who kill themselves playing World of Warcraft for days straight.

5851d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

LOL at Love Death 2, the funniest game ever. I wonder why this never came out in America???

5851d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Why do people want remakes so bad? And they always say, "keep everything the same, just make the graphics better!" If you're not going to do something drastically different with your version, what's the point in remaking it? If all you're doing is adding a new coat of paint, it's never gonna hold a candle to the original.

I do want a Streets of Rage SEQUEL, though.

5851d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

"Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare...Without this, Modern Warfare 2 wouldn’t exist."

That's pretty funny...because it's true!

Borderlands is so much fun.

5852d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I love these kinds of games, but Bayonetta is just too WTF for me.

5852d ago 10 agree6 disagreeView comment

It's okay, but all they did was rip off this art. Emo kids used to wear this on T-shirts all the time, so Borderlands loses cool points in my book, even though I love the game.

And what's with all the boring-ass empty white space on these boxes? Final Fantasy Dissidia, Dragon Age Origins, Kingdom Hearts, Madworld...Madworld is black and white of course, but they could have had SOMETHING going on in the background.

5853d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This is retarded. Great idea trying to get your camera to "wear" 3-D glasses.

5853d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

I'd have taken Guitar Hero 5 off the list and put Silent Hill Shattered Memories in its place.

Little girls aren't really scary, but other than that just look at it. She's sitting on a swingset, in the middle of the street, and it's hanging from nothing.

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